You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
he thought i was a dude.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
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