Whoa Z and x make the same sound
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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