I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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