Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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