You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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