He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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