If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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