Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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