Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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