oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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