Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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