Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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