i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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