This is not my ceiling
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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