we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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