That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Your cock deserves a montage
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Randomize
