these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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