I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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