Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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