Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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