She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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