I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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