Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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