Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
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