if i can run in heels then i can drive
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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