WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
