He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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