i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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