I hope mine doesn't look like that
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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