is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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