Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
