i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
His nipple licking is glorious
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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