You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Still dying that you shit outside
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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