so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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