Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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