Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
