I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Dear god my vagina.
Randomize
