No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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