I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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