my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I made him laugh his dick is mine
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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