you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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