wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
How's work?
Spinning.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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