Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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