there was a trapeze. enough said
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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