There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
did i just pee glitter
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Randomize
