You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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