We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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