She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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