Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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