I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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