I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
