Operation Purity has been aborted
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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