The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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